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I'm getting this on the first take.

Oh lord, won’t you buy me a power hitting left fielder?
Our rivals have Adam Dunn or a similar big stick wielder.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from the stadium builder,
So lord, won’t you buy me a power hitting left fielder?

Oh lord, won’t you buy me a perfect lockdown closer?
One that goes through the ninth inning like a Caterpillar bulldozer.
Prove that you love me, cause I'm tired of this poseur.
So lord, won’t you buy me a perfect lockdown closer?

Oh lord, won’t you buy me an optimized lineup card?
The bases should never be empty when Albert's going yard.
I’m counting on you, lord, but it shouldn't be that hard.
So lord, won’t you buy me an optimized lineup card?

Oh lord, won't you buy me a prospect-loaded farm?
With Edmonds getting older, we need it to re-arm.
I hope you understand why I'm always raising the alarm.
So lord, won't you buy me a prospect-loaded farm?

Everybody!
Oh lord, won’t you buy me a power hitting left fielder?
Our rivals have Adam Dunn or a similar big stick wielder.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from the stadium builder,
So oh lord, won’t you buy me a power hitting left fielder?

That’s it!

Posted by Rob at April 19, 2006 07:37 AM
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Nice Caterpillar shout out. Pride of Peoria.

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