"Redbirds: The Movie" Revisited

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In a recent blog entry, Derrick Goold tells us that Kevin Pollak and Tony La Russa (along with some guy named John Loar) have formed Red Bird Cinema, and begun work on bringing "3 Nights in August" to the silver screen. In honor of this announcement, I thought it only fitting to take another look at the classic Redbird Nation post, "Redbirds: The Movie". Ironically, that entry was posted exactly one month after the end of the series which "3 Nights in August" is based on. Unfortunately for updating's sake, that means the roster of the team in the movie will be that which was already outlined in the original post. But just for fun, let's see what we can come up with for the '06 Team.

Now, there are only 5 players left from the '03 team: Jim Edmonds (John Ritter), Albert Pujols (Franky G), Scott Rolen (Julia Stiles), So Taguchi (Ming Na), and Jason Isringhausen (Jimmy Cagney). Also remaining with the team are all three coaches which were cast in the original RBN post: Jose Oquendo (Luiz Guzman), Dave Duncan (Peter Graves), and Tony LaRussa (Neil Diamond).

So, that leaves us with a lot of work to do, which is why I'm asking for the Cardblogosphere to lend a hand. Here's a list of players we need to "cast":

David Eckstein
John Rodriguez
Juan Encarnacion
Yadier Molina
Aaron Miles
Hector Luna
Scott Spiezio
Gary Bennett
Chris Duncan
Chris Carpenter
Mark Mulder
Jason Marquis
Jeff Suppan
Sidney Ponson
Anthony Reyes
Tyler Johnson
Adam Wainwright
Josh Hancock
Brad Thompson
Randy Flores
Braden Looper

What we need here is a matching name, and links to a picture of both the player and the celebrity who could play them. Once we get most of them matched up, I'll compile the list with pictures and make another post here.

Posted by John at June 24, 2006 02:34 AM
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David Eckstein = Jonathan Lipnicki
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0715/photo/lipnicki_i.jpg

Posted by: Jason at June 26, 2006 08:40 AM

Ummm . . . John Ritter's dead. Need a new cast member for JEd too.

TSF

Posted by: TedSimmonsFan at June 26, 2006 02:36 PM

Sorry, guys, I didn't realize you were going to work in John Ritter and Jimmy Cagney with the same technology they're using to work Marlon Brando into Superman Returns.

TSF

Posted by: TedSimmonsFan at June 26, 2006 02:53 PM

Here are my choices:

Josh Hancock: the Milwaukee Bratwurst mascot (in costume)
Braden Looper: Goofy (yeah, the Disney character)
Brad Thomson: Frankie Muniz
Scott Spiezio: Ted Nugent (hit the Just for Men HARD)
Sidney Ponson: Kevin James from King of Queens or maybe the Michelin Man
Hector Luna: Master Splinter from the old TMNT series
Jose Oquendo: Luis Guzman (oh, he's so perfect!)
Mark Mulder: Mark Valley (Brad Chase on Boston Legal)

Posted by: tlr at June 26, 2006 05:34 PM

Larry Bigbie, promising screen actor, plays himself. Either him or Humpty Dumpty.

Posted by: MO Boiler at June 27, 2006 06:09 AM

The way things are going right now you can just call up the cast members that played the Rockford Peaches, and you're good to go.

What's with the lack of actual "baseball" talk on this site lately? The team is falling apart at the seams, and the posts on this site show up about as often as Yaddi gets on base.

I come here looking for trade rumours, lineup suggestions, etc., and you guys are ready to fold out the ol' casting couch.

Posted by: Kyle at June 27, 2006 01:04 PM

I thought I heard Bruce Jenner is the current favorite to land the LaRussa role. http://www.collectr.com/ol/images/opjennerb.jpg

Posted by: at June 30, 2006 09:35 AM