As far as my teams go, I picked a great weekend to wander around the country, missing the action. Michigan crushed, killed and destroyed Notre Dame in South Bend, MattyMo returned to St. Louis and the NL Central pretty much wrapped itself up. Well, at least I got to see a 19-pitcher baseball game and something called Centex gave me an Eric Byrnes t-shirt. I expanded my foreign language skills -- Claudio Vargas is Spanish for Jason Marquis -- and it's not hard to see why Mark Mulder lives in Scottsdale.